EVERYTHING!

So I've been a lazy bum and haven't written anything here in a while. I decided to write now because I don't want to forget all of the fun stuff that has been happening plus its convenient cuz I'm going out again tonight hehe :D

So classes are going AMAZING! A parent sat in on one of my classes yesterday to decided whether or not they want to sign their child up and she gave me a few compliments I would like to share. Her son is very young maybe 3-4, and he didn't say a word the WHOLE class, I tried to get him to speak but he just wouldn't so I assumed there was no way this lady would sign up. At the break, she came up to me and said they were going to leave. She spoke English well and said I was a great teacher with great energy, that was very fulfilling for me because I've been worried about what the parents think of me as a teacher and how much I've progressed. Also, the students are LEARNING! Like if you're not a teacher or have never taught, it brings such joy when you see that things are finally clicking with your students. They now know all of the pronouns + to be! I love teaching and I can't think of anything else I would rather be doing right now.

Now on to Shanghai, I love this city. It is such a melting pot, every time I go out I meet someone from a different country. I went out twice last week and got pretty smashed both times. They were fun times though. On Wednesday I went to this place called G+. Its one of the trendier clubs in this expat area called Xintiandi. I have a connection so I got in for free and got 3 free drinks. Then after that drinks were 5 for 50rmb which is about $1 a drink :D Shots and everything, the tequila was flowin. I ended up leaving with 2 German guys who were on holiday and my Indian friend Victor. We went to Windows, which is my favorite late night cheap bar. But before we left, Victor had been talking to this Kazakh woman who seemed nice but Victor didn't like her so when we were leaving her and her boricua(male) friend said something about him and one of the German guys who were with us(Chinese-German) started cussing them out and I was like Oh no... So I quickly ushered the German into the cab and we were off to Windows... Fun times...

On Monday, I went to the all you can drink for an hour at Zapatas and then to Windows with Ben, his gang, and Nathan. Nathan and Ben were hammered. I was alright... We went to breakfast at this place called City Diner with his gf Selina. Shes so nice, she sells Gucci watches... She treated us to breakfast which was like 35 US. Ben and Nathan PTFOed. They didn't even eat lol. I had this massive burger that was so good...

So about last night and the Kazakh B!tch!!! I went to this place called Logo with Ben and a few friends. It was some underground music weird thing, definitely not my cup of tea but then we went to a disco night place, RETARDED but we were lured in by this 20rmb drink called the Depth Bomb... Tantalizing isn't it? It was alright it was a shot of vodka that they drop into this beer dyed blue concoction. I chugged it, tasted like Kool-Aid. I reminisced a little... haha. After I went to Windows with the gang. There was this weird ass stinky Hatian guy there that kept walking along the bar talking to people. Hatians...(no offence). The people next to us were Russian, so I started talking to them. They were really cool and they work at a restaurant called the Flying Elephant, LMAO. It was a guy and a girl and their friend from South Africa. See its an international hodge-podge. Well I wanted to dance so I went to dance, and was chilling with the Russians at a table and noticed Ben and Selina had left lol so being me, I just hung out with the Russians for the rest of the night.

Well........... Kazakhs think they're fucking Russian, they are not. They are Central Asian so they have chinky eyes and look Chinese. The Russian girl introduced me to her friend Maria, who is Kazakh, she was very nice. I asked the girl next to her what was her name and if she was Kazakh also(I already knew she was). She just said, "it doesn't matter," and turned around. That shit don't fly with me... if I'm being nice and introducing myself and you're going to be a bitch, I'm gonna call you out so I said "Well aren't you a bitch." Then she tried to get fresh so I started cussing her out in Spanish. I walked away though, cuz I'm a big person... Well that bitch tried to go and get security... I thought of Bon Qui Qui. Well she didn't know Chinese, and I do. I told security that she was a 当妇 or whore, and he agreed with me. I'm a white American, she isn't, I win in Shanghai end of story. So I went back to the dance floor and she crawled back to her corner. Then we decided to go. So it was me, the 2 Russians, the South African and this Haitian guy, a different one. He couldn't speak English or Chinese. So using my broken ass French I was trying to get him home lmao, he didn't know where he lived, dumb ass. He gave his phone to some cabbie so he could look at an address or call a friend, well we turned around, and then his phone was gone LOL!!!!!! So he knew he went to 上海大学 well there is no Shanghai University lol. I was like which university in French, and he said foreign language, so I told the cabbies, we were all laughing and one of them said they knew it so they took him home, minus the phone. He's gonna go back and look for it lol. Well the Russian had left by this time so I got in the cab and headed home. What a night :)

I'm going to the free beer for the hour thing, and I forgot to mention they have a tequila song after that where these scantily clad Chinese girls freepour tequila into your mouth. I cheated last week, I got it from two of them hehe, You know me :D Then I'm going to the Flying Elephant lol for cheap vodka and some food. Plus I want to see my friend singing in their band. I don't expect much lol ;)

Oh and I still have no passport lol Andy said they processed the visa and he is getting it soon. Whatever I really don't care right now. No one asks for your passport. You could live here illegally for years... Maybe...

Chao for now! Let me know if you want to know about anything.